shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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the-more-u-know:

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

reblogging for ^

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redandgreen-submaureen:

…No one is trying to suppress your vote??

The identification system is ensure that voting is doen fairly without people cheating the system and voting more than once [voter fraud] or having people who aren’t American citizens vote.

Here is a very incomplete list of things you need photo ID to do in America: 

1. Boarding an airplane
2. Writing a check
3. Cashing a check
4. Using a credit card
5. Driving a motor vehicle
6. Applying for a business license
7. Applying for permission to hold a protest or rally
8. Securing employment 
9. Purchasing a house or real estate
10. Renting a domicile
11. Renting a motor vehicle
12. Purchasing a firearm (Includes BB guns)
13. Applying for a hunting license (waived for 16 and 17 year olds when their legal guardian provides a photo ID)
14. Applying for a fishing license (waived for 16 and 17 year olds when their legal guardian provides a photo ID)
15. Purchasing alcoholic beverages
16. Purchasing tobacco or products that contain nicotine
17. Purchasing a motor vehicle
18. Initial registration of a motor vehicle 
19. Applying for a building permit
20. Receiving prescription medicine
21. Purchasing OTC medicine that contains pseudoephedrine 
22. Serving on jury duty
23. Getting a bank account
24. Cash transactions of $5000.00 or greater
25. Sales tax exemption for people aged 80 and above

So, you need one to fish, but not to vote? That’s stupid. 

I really don’t understand people. My head hurts from trying, sometimes. 

"Photo ID is Republicans trying to silence Democrats’ votes."

This is such blatant bullshit propaganda by Democrats. I don’t even understand why you’d oppose this law unless you’re an illegal alien or like to use voting fraud. If you’re eighteen, you most likely have, or should go damn, easily get one, a legal ID. They’re easy to get, and if you have one with your maiden name, you tell the person checking it you were recently wed and your record credentials will match, and if you aren’t a liar, then the person will see the date and understand. OR, woW HERE’S AN IDEA!!1 GET A NEW ID!!11 WOW WEE SOO SUPER HARDDD!1

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me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
me during an exam: EXO
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alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

(Source: unalike, via lifeisducky)

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inside-the-apocrypha:

80sboysdoitbetter:

How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?

All hail King Ozzy

(Source: peacelove-and-rocknroll, via moosehead4ever1)

posted 4 months ago with 188,426 notes  peacelove-and-rocknroll) + reblog

80sboysdoitbetter:

How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?

(Source: peacelove-and-rocknroll, via reubenindustries)

posted 5 months ago with 188,426 notes  peacelove-and-rocknroll) + reblog

redandgreen-submaureen:

…No one is trying to suppress your vote??

The identification system is ensure that voting is doen fairly without people cheating the system and voting more than once [voter fraud] or having people who aren’t American citizens vote.

Here is a very incomplete list of things you need photo ID to do in America: 

1. Boarding an airplane
2. Writing a check
3. Cashing a check
4. Using a credit card
5. Driving a motor vehicle
6. Applying for a business license
7. Applying for permission to hold a protest or rally
8. Securing employment 
9. Purchasing a house or real estate
10. Renting a domicile
11. Renting a motor vehicle
12. Purchasing a firearm (Includes BB guns)
13. Applying for a hunting license (waived for 16 and 17 year olds when their legal guardian provides a photo ID)
14. Applying for a fishing license (waived for 16 and 17 year olds when their legal guardian provides a photo ID)
15. Purchasing alcoholic beverages
16. Purchasing tobacco or products that contain nicotine
17. Purchasing a motor vehicle
18. Initial registration of a motor vehicle 
19. Applying for a building permit
20. Receiving prescription medicine
21. Purchasing OTC medicine that contains pseudoephedrine 
22. Serving on jury duty
23. Getting a bank account
24. Cash transactions of $5000.00 or greater
25. Sales tax exemption for people aged 80 and above

So, you need one to fish, but not to vote? That’s stupid. 

I really don’t understand people. My head hurts from trying, sometimes. 

"Photo ID is Republicans trying to silence Democrats’ votes."

This is such blatant bullshit propaganda by Democrats. I don’t even understand why you’d oppose this law unless you’re an illegal alien or like to use voting fraud. If you’re eighteen, you most likely have, or should go damn, easily get one, a legal ID. They’re easy to get, and if you have one with your maiden name, you tell the person checking it you were recently wed and your record credentials will match, and if you aren’t a liar, then the person will see the date and understand. OR, woW HERE’S AN IDEA!!1 GET A NEW ID!!11 WOW WEE SOO SUPER HARDDD!1

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via slide-to-the-right)

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hogwartskidsproblems:

strawberrysoftlicorice:

jay-ell-gee:

guardianof-memories:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

#Snape on a plane

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